About Sardonik Media
Meet our team
Behind every service we provide is a dedicated team of semi-professionals, each bringing their unique, random perspective, expertise and enthusiasm to our business.
Art Sardonik
Founder, stable genius, former Nixon administration intern, professional squamish player and beauty school drop-out
Rick Scranton
Co-founder, ask him for the time and he'll tell you how to make a watch.
Famous Quote: "How F-ing dumb do you think I am."
Sarah R. Davis
Editorial Director, her ability to read garnered her this embarrassingly low paying position.
Tom Horsman
Unindicted
Co-Conspirator, golf addict, enabler who happened to be in the bar that day.
John Chamberlin
Vice President, Chief Technical Officer, Unpaid Honorary titles. Nicest guy in the world.